Under the Mellederer tree...1. To: Bowels
Merry Christmas!
Love: Lola
2. The perfect gift for the person who has everything.
3. It's a little known fact that the fourth gift the wise men brought was prunes; a much more practical gift than Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold for a woman who just gave birth.
4. Our version of coal. (The large intestine is the stocking.)
5. Dear Santa,
Sorry about all that cheese.
Love, Lola
6. Our chosen gift for the first relative to ask when we're going to have a baby.
7. Dan sure took that whole "only get what we really need" thing seriously.
8. Word to the wise: When asking for a gift to help promote productivity, be specific.
9. It's a step up from last year's Preparation H stocking stuffer.
10. Man, I was hoping for an enema.
Your turn...c'mon, it's not like you have anything better to do three days before Christmas.
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11. For that last minute Christmas rush.
12. Have the reindeer been gelded?
13. Might as well do it now while the house smells like cookies.
14. When it absolutely, positively has to "get there" overnight.
15.
15. The pefect gift for your newly outed son.
16.So much safer than pipe cleaners.
17. Helps you flush 2009 down the toilet.
18. Pairs well with a lovely box of DEPENDS. (That one's for Rosie.)
Just for the record I love Prunes but I call them dried plums.
19. Because sometimes shit doesn't just happen.
20. When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...it's the prunes.
I love that you guys are playing! These cracked me up! Hopefully I'll be able to come up with some during my ride to CT. I'm not allowed to play now though because we're departing in two hours and I'm already, of course, behind! Thanks for participating in some good old-fashioned toilet humor.
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